Welcome to the Mussack family home page. Our beautiful suburban/country home is in
the background. It is colored blue to induce an ironic mood of peacefulness.
What is the Mussack Family? We're a rag-tag, motley group of seven
individuals who share a house, two cars, three bathrooms, four bedrooms,
and myriad dishes. We're from Michigan, California, Colorado, Texas,
and Wisconsin. We started as a small crew fifteen years ago, but every
few years we convince another leading-edge, highly skilled yet
unorthodox raw talented individual to join our team.
And me? I'm the ersatz boss of this crack demolition team. What do
we demolish? All your expections!
Regarding my picture above. I was in New Orleans for the SIGGRAPH
convention (computer graphics, can't you tell?). Of course when
you get 40,000 computer graphics nerds together you encounter
pandamaximum. Actually, I don't smoke and have never been
stoned, which is why this staged photograph is so ironic, and
according to the French, irony is highly humorous.
Mussack contributions to the language:
- Pulled a Chris
- Behaved in an uproariously funny manner.
Eddie Murphy sure pulled a Chris in his latest movie, two enthusiastic thumbs up!
- A graceful, athletic fellow.
Michael Jordan is quite a moose.
- Graceful, seemingly delicate, but with an inner strength.
The desert panorama was Kathrynesque, beatiful yet intimidating.
- Superlative version of pandemonium. The party
was total pandamaximum.
- Jacquelonian Brandy
- An intoxicating elixir that induces goofy behavior.
Oh you scamp, did you get into the Jacquelonian Brandy?
We bless all who visit here.
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